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To flip or not to flip? That is the question!

Posted on December 31, 2010 by Chris Cane

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. A tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: Choose Life, woman |

Financial Planning Advice

Posted on December 30, 2010 by Chris Cane

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune… One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most

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Posted in Humor | Tags: family, man, Maybe Women, woman |

Sex scene from a romance novel ?

Posted on December 22, 2010 by Chris Cane

This text is excerpted for your reading pleasure … and he guided me into a room. I had never been there but I knew this was his room. I knew what he was going to do to me, and I knew I was going to let him. The door closed quietly and we were alone.

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Posted in Humor | Tags: man | 1 Comment |

New Virgin of the Christmas Story

Posted on December 21, 2010 by Chris Cane

My neighbor recounted her family’s virgin version of the manger scene and told me. She said … Our children were having fun setting up and the hours of joy rearranging all of the items in the manger scene. (It was odd to see Barbie kneeling at the manger, but somehow it seemed appropriate). When evening

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Action Figure Knight, family |

Holiday Eating Tips and Dietary Considerations

Posted on December 18, 2010 by Chris Cane

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls. . Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It’s rare… You cannot find it any other

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Cardiology Associates, insurance, Labor Day, New Year |

Happy Festivus (a Holiday for the Rest of Us)

Posted on December 7, 2010 by Chris Cane

In 1997, Jerry Seinfeld and his team created a great holiday for the folks who are challenged by the concept of Hannukha and Christmas and perhaps even Kwanzaa. Many of us believe that it was the Seinfeld show that created Festivus but actually it was created by Dennis O’Keefe in 1966. O’Keefe is a comedy writer

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Posted in Humor | Tags: christmas, festivus, Festivus Pole, hannuka, Happy Festivus, It Festivus, Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Patton, Seinfeld Show |

Finish what you started!

Posted on December 3, 2010 by Chris Cane

Peace and Tranquility I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Bailey Irish Cream, White Zinfandel |

Military Words of Wisdom

Posted on November 30, 2010 by Chris Cane

“If the enemy is in range, so are you.” Infantry Journal “It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” U.S. Air Force “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”- General MacArthur

Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Air Force, Army Ordnance, helicopter, Infantry Journal, Platoon Sergeant, Unknown Marine Recruit |

The Toll Collector

Posted on November 29, 2010 by Chris Cane

It was a few years ago that the toll on I-90 at Randall Road near St. Charles Illinois was 40 cents. I did not have an iPass, nor an iPhone or iPad at that time. It always angered me that tolls were collected as the damned toll booths typically slowed traffic so that we, the

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: Charles Illinois, Randall Road |

Grandmothers and Grandfathers: Is there a difference

Posted on November 29, 2010 by Chris Cane

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?  Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends.  Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time –

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Every Saturday, family |

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