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Rye Bread and Old Age

Posted on October 31, 2011 by Chris Cane

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high

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Man v Woman – The Oil Change

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Chris Cane

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change:$39.95 Coffee: Complementary TOTAL: $39.95 Oil Change instructions for Men:

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Sometimes two assumptions can get two people in trouble!

Posted on October 11, 2011 by Chris Cane

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed

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