A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I’m glad to see you’ve regained consciousness. You probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything but your penis was severed
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Because of complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, ‘I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see
I received this note from a lady friend: The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for
I’ll get in trouble with someone for this one. Oh Well! I do get pissed with people who send me emails suggesting I look into their religion. I have my own and you don’t need to know about it! I don’t give a darn about your politics either! Chris
This story contains some X-rated language. If the “F” word offends you then you should skip this chapter. (This is a chapter in my book Travels with Taffy and Other Tales In the early eighties, we headed off to New York City. I was going to a trade show and the family came along for