The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No way! No needles. I hate needles” the patient said.. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.. “I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on, suffocates me!”
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.” The distressed woman
Will Rogers Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Read on to smile at some of his witticisms. Some of his sayings: Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There are two
A Minnesota farmer named Ole had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot attorney questioned him thus: ‘Didn’t you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?” Ole responded: ‘vell, I’lla tell you vat happened dere. I’d