HELGA’S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP DEAR DIARY – DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, and short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter – The Late Bloomers – decided on this “all-girls” trip. It will be my first one – and I can’t wait!
A young cowboy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money …. he calls home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at A&M that will teach our dog, Ole’ Blue how to talk!” “That’s amazing,” his Dad
Men Are Just Happier People. A friend sent me this compiled list of the 47 items that she concluded are the reasons why men are seldom depressed. What can you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another
This is a story of self control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Testimonial. Here is her story: While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with
You don’t have to understand Italian to follow the auctioneer: A Chinese Ming Vase is up for auction. The bidding opens at a half-million Euros. Bidding is brisk and each bidder is clearly identified as each raises the bid by 100,000 Euros. (The exchange rate at auction time was 1 Euro = $1.43.) Within seconds,