With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silkypush-upbra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing’ ‘What do they say?’ the priest asked. They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’ ‘That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed, Then he thought
Don’t forget to read to the end because there is a really cool tune. With all of today’s newscasters telling us about the flu epidemic and the hundreds who may die, a story has come to light one that Doctor Doom cannot possibly make up. It is not a pretty story…. it concerns over
Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool. Al says to the bartender, “Two beers please!” The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet?” “Off to England next month,” says Al. “We go to England every year, rent a car
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2014: Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary,
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun
I did find this on Facebook done by some named “LMAO” I just had to copy it. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that’s the only time
Will it ever end? I guess this is a follow on story to the stories when I was banned from Kroger and than Walmart. It does appear that employees at grocery stores are very sensitive to unusual behavior. For example, I was in Bigg’s yesterday and … I don’t shop at Bigg’s often and I’m
An elderly Irishman man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite Lemon Whiskey Cake wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,