My dog: The Paradox or The Oatmeal Understands Me.
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Monthly Archives: September 2013
Young, True Love. Could this really happen?
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to
Great Truths About Life – Kids, Adults and Growing Old
LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. You can’t
Hot Ass Gillard or The Propane Toilet Story
In the early seventies, we lived in Goose Bay Labrador and I worked for Canadian Marconi maintaining Tropospheric Scatter Radio systems linking Goose Bay with the rest of the country. Tropospheric Scatter systems allowed relatively wideband communications between sites several hundred miles away. At that time broadband microwave systems had not made their way to
An older couple falls in love. Sex is in the air!
Madge and Arthur, a geriatric couple fell in love, they’d been on dates many times and one evening they started to discuss sex. Both were somewhat concerned about their health and felt they should check with their doctors and get the doctor’s opinion. Madge returned from her visit and said, “The doc says we need
A Sharp Mind is Very Important as We Age.
As we slowly move through retirement, we need to keep ourselves occupied with small projects………Like this guy… I know, I saw it right away too…. No safety glasses or hearing protection. And I caught something else that is really important: he has no gloves on. I might be up in age, but I’m still sharp as
The Ultimate Rule Maker
Do you know who makes the rules? As sportsmen, it is absolutely imperative that in all of the sports we engage, we, without hesitation, play by the rules …… We take care to understand the rules, we discuss the rules amongst ourselves, and we study the rules ….. As golfers, we are ruled by the rules
Training a Saint, Saints don’t like change!
In 1974, we moved back to the south from Goose Bay. We bought a home in Newmarket, Ontario. Selling a home in Goose Bay for $6,500.00 and buying one in Newmarket for $36,500.00 was quite a shock. That amount looks like a down-payment now! Taffy, our 215 lb. Saint Bernard, was becoming a challenge. Back
Are you a Pilot or a Lesbian?
You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman
How frequently should older folks have sex?
An older couple had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.