I did find this on Facebook done by some named “LMAO” I just had to copy it. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that’s the only time
Will it ever end? I guess this is a follow on story to the stories when I was banned from Kroger and than Walmart. It does appear that employees at grocery stores are very sensitive to unusual behavior. For example, I was in Bigg’s yesterday and … I don’t shop at Bigg’s often and I’m
An elderly Irishman man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite Lemon Whiskey Cake wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,
HELGA’S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP DEAR DIARY – DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, and short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter – The Late Bloomers – decided on this “all-girls” trip. It will be my first one – and I can’t wait!
A young cowboy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money …. he calls home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at A&M that will teach our dog, Ole’ Blue how to talk!” “That’s amazing,” his Dad
Men Are Just Happier People. A friend sent me this compiled list of the 47 items that she concluded are the reasons why men are seldom depressed. What can you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another
This is a story of self control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Testimonial. Here is her story: While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with
You don’t have to understand Italian to follow the auctioneer: A Chinese Ming Vase is up for auction. The bidding opens at a half-million Euros. Bidding is brisk and each bidder is clearly identified as each raises the bid by 100,000 Euros. (The exchange rate at auction time was 1 Euro = $1.43.) Within seconds,
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a man playing the next hole. The man glanced over and saw where the ball was headed. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there’s nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Ron. Let