A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards . The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards . The man, who was a priest, said, ” I am a Father . .” The little boy replied, “My Daddy
My First… (Not Autobiographical) I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen’s pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there
When me prayers were poorly said Who tucked me in me widdle bed And spanked me till me ass was red, Me Mudder! Who took me from me cozy cot And put me on the ice cold pot And made me pee when I could not, Me Mudder! And when the morning light would
Ain’t it the truth …. happy father’s day to all the guys out there BBQ Standard Operating Procedures We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain
The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.’ The teacher said, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate, not fascinating’. Sally
IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER ! These are from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts’, and are things people actually stated in Court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and … inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
Jim and Janet were in the backyard and Janet bends over to pick up a dropped barbecue tool. Jim, her husband looking at her behind says: ‘wow, your ass is bigger than the barbecue!’ Janet gets upset and says; ‘no, it’s not.’ The argument continues and Jim gets a tape measure. Jim measures the barbecue and
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts but ‘There is a market for inexpensive wine,’ said Kathy McMicken, professor of Mass Marketing at the U. of Ark in Bentonville, AR. Dr. McMicken said ‘However, branding will be very important.’ Customer surveys were conducted to
A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot…