A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem
After filing their personal tax returns by April 15th, many Americans will again receive a tax refund. This is indeed a very exciting program, and we will explain it in a Q & A format: Q. What is a tax refund payment? A. It’s money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.. Where
The Dead Horse Theory The tribal wisdom of the Plains Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.” However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as: Buying a stronger whip. Changing riders. Appointing a committee to
I got a note from a friend of mine who’s a doctor in Chicago. He sent me a note that said. “When I worked as a medical intern in a local hospital, one of my patients was an elderly man with a thick accent. It took me some time to understand that he had no insurance coverage. One thing he
This is a short tale of a frog that was minding his own business and hopping along the bank of a beautiful brook in the swamp. A pelican noticed the frog and before the frog could take evasive action, the pelican simply gobbled him down in a single swallow. The frog, suddenly was plunged into
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Click the Orange Button with the White Arrow to listen to the 1923 Recording. I won’t bother with the Google of 2013 as I’m sure you know that one! [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/84258320″ iframe=”true” /] . Who’s the most important man this country ever knew? Who’s the man our Presidents tell all their troubles to? No,
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, and anything else
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. “Don’t worry, at this stage of the procedure it’s quite