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Blowjobs, Porn Stars and Airborne Choppers

Posted on December 31, 2014 by Chris Cane

  Blowjob in a Helicopter (Good News Week 20/4/09: So You Think You Can Mime) A friend sent me this link an that caused me to LOL but not ROFL. Most of you know that I think puns are the absolute lowest form of wit which is precisely why I love them so much. There

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Rotary vs Fixed Wing Aircraft

Posted on December 30, 2014 by Chris Cane

READ ON BELOW!

Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: fixed wing, helicopter, rotary wing |

Christmastime – guilt, love, apologies! Actions do speak louder than words!

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Chris Cane

Hi Sweetheart, I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you

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My UnBucket List – These things will never be done by me

Posted on December 13, 2014 by Chris Cane

Things I will NOT do before I get old!

Posted in Rare Miscellany |

Jeff Foxworthy’s Take On Canada

Posted on December 6, 2014 by Chris Cane

Well, Mr. Foxworthy does not really take on Canada but he does seem to understand us. Eh? This blog is created, edited and managed as well as masticated,  by a British Born Canadian living in the USA. Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor,

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: Blizzard, Canada, driving, Jeff Foxworthy, Seasons, Snow |

Method in my Madness or How I learned to clean my glasses.

Posted on November 20, 2014 by Chris Cane

This tale begins about ten years ago at the Blossom Music Center in the Great State of Ohio near Cuyahoga Falls. My daughter Amy had arranged to have the family gather at Blossom for a treat for my birthday that year. I really can’t remember which year. This fact really has nothing to do about

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Posted in My Life, Rare Miscellany, Useful Stuff | Tags: foaming hand wash, hand soap, hand wash, method |

Our US Travels

Posted on November 18, 2014 by Chris Cane

It’s hard to believe that Cheryl and I have been to every state except one. Someday, I just gotta get to Alaska.   Create Your Own Visited States Map

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The Wrangler in Utah and My Mom

Posted on November 17, 2014 by Chris Cane

The year is 1983 and Cheryl and I have a brand new Jeep Wrangler. It was nimble and could make fairly tight turns and claw its way up some pretty tough hills when one was feeling fearless or stupid. Not much of that is important to the tale I tell. I don’t recall what Utah

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Where do Senators go when they die? Heaven or Hell!

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Chris Cane

A friend of mine whose name is Richard or Mike sent me an email. I think he goes by Mike because he did not want to be called Dick. The contents of said email are shown below. While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.

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Telephone Answering Machines Can Record Foul Language (The Proof is Right Here)

Posted on October 23, 2014 by Chris Cane

Updated: 10/23/2014: Every now and again, one needs to revisit and older posting. This was first posted by be back in 2012. The posting is about events over thirty or so years ago. Today a friend of mine, I’ll call him Tim, because that’s his name led me to a YouTube Video of a simple

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