One dark night just outside Lake Wobegon, Minnesota, a fire started inside the Pølse Viking Soul Food Sausage plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around. When the volunteer Mist County Fire Fighters appeared on the scene, the Pølse Sausage Company president
Well I’ve been stealing again! This time from John Kinde a Humor Specialist in Las Vegas NJ See https://www.humorpower.com/blog/2014/05/joke-contest-results-naked-person Apparently the Toastmasters group run a contest each month and in May of 2014 . The question put out was “What To Say to a Naked Person” ** FIRST PLACE ** I can give you clothes,
In Thibodeaux LA, there’s a school called NICHOLLS STATE UNIVERSITY. I learned this while hunting for some humor to share with folks at a friend’s Crawfish and Smoked Chicken Grill coming up in June. The search led me to find the story/text below originally written by John Doucet and published in the NICHOLLSWORTH on-line paper on
Somethings are not quite right! My name just happens to be Christopher which is one of the two eleven character names in the top 1000 list of names given in the USA in 2013. It was ranked at 26th in that list of 1000. Now the US Government is denying my right to have that name
Wednesday May 7, 2014 Dateline Miami: US Navy greets Mexican Rowboat off Key West. US Destroyer Captain: “AHOY Small Craft – Where are you headed?” The Mexican in the front of the rowboat: “We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800’s.” Chortles, Laughs, Snickers