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The Most Remarkable Heartfelt Letter From a Senior Citizen.

Posted on July 29, 2014 by Chris Cane

When we get older we think differently, don’t we? This letter was sent to the principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. As a door prize, an elderly lady received a new radio at the luncheon. She was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all

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Dying with dignity or Dignity! Is there a difference?

Posted on July 12, 2014 by Chris Cane

Dying with dignity

Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Beauty, Central America, Dignity, Dying |

Getting Nun at Hooters

Posted on July 8, 2014 by Chris Cane

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked

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Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Fig Leaf, Hooters, Nun, Statue |

The Muffin and Happy Fiber Day – It’s a Bran New Day – NPR Betty White SNL Sketch

Posted on July 6, 2014 by Chris Cane

Delicious Dish (Betty White’s Bran Muffins)   Margaret Jo McCullen…..Ana Gasteyer Teri Rialto…..Molly Shannon Florence Dusty…..Betty White If you are in to Gluten Free then you can skip this video. The rest of us who need dietary fiber to keep the system running smoothly should watch it a few times. Betty White can control an

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Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Betty White, Bran, Fiber, Muffin, Muffins |

Colonel Angus – Pun or Homophone? Who Cares?

Posted on July 6, 2014 by Chris Cane

Colonel Angus (2003) Written by: Tina Fey Melinda…..Amy Poehler Daddy…..Chris Parnell Miss Anabelle…..Rachel Dratch Farm Boy…..Jeff Richards Bedelia…..Maya Rudolph Colonel Angus…..Christopher Walken The Video Follows! Click on the Continue Reading Link>>-

Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Amy Pohler, analingus, Christopher Walken, cunnilingus, eating out, Saturday Night Live, SNL, Tina Fey |

Cyanara Baby aka Hasta La Vista, Baby

Posted on July 5, 2014 by Chris Cane

A nice, calm and respectable striking woman came into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide. ‘ The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ The woman replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’ The pharmacist’s eyes got big

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Drugs, Pharmacist, Prescription, Sayonara, Sayonara Baby, woman |

Do squirrels always remember where their nuts are?

Posted on July 3, 2014 by Chris Cane

Yesterday, while watching TV and scanning my favorite source of news, that being BuzzFeed, I stumbled on an article entitled “64 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Make You Feel Incredibly Happy“. I was feeling a little blue. The first of the 64 facts was “Every year, hundreds of new trees grow because of squirrels forgetting where

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Posted in My Life, Useful Stuff | Tags: hibernate, nuts, squirrel |

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