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Sex & Earthquakes

Posted on August 27, 2014 by Chris Cane

Sex & Earthquakes is Really a Catchy Title. Well now that I have your attention, please read on. There comes a time in the life of a human being that one hears something funny, files it away and never thinks of it again until a little trigger comes along and dislodges a neuron or two

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Earth Quake, Earthquake, Quake, Richter, Salt Lake City |

Women have turned men into Whys. Examples Follow!

Posted on August 26, 2014 by Chris Cane

The Why’s of Men WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) . WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time) . WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don’t stop to ask directions) . WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY

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The Three Most Important Organs in the Body.

Posted on August 20, 2014 by Chris Cane

It’s a little known fact that from time to time, the major organs of the body have some fairly disturbing discussions. I guess I can start this posting with “Once upon a time, the heart, brain and rectum were having a discussion. The discussion turned out to be a discussion about the hierarchy of the body’s

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Down on the farm, people seem to be a bit more practical.

Posted on August 17, 2014 by Chris Cane

When you’re from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” “No, he

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Some people will think this is Knot funny.

Posted on August 11, 2014 by Chris Cane

Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex. He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Hooker, Prostitute, Sailor |

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