WALKING ON THE GRASS The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft
FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now! Believe it or not, the above is not true! The show was scripted and the show’s material was created by the show’s writers. Watch
Sex & Earthquakes is Really a Catchy Title. Well now that I have your attention, please read on. There comes a time in the life of a human being that one hears something funny, files it away and never thinks of it again until a little trigger comes along and dislodges a neuron or two
The Why’s of Men WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) . WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time) . WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don’t stop to ask directions) . WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY
It’s a little known fact that from time to time, the major organs of the body have some fairly disturbing discussions. I guess I can start this posting with “Once upon a time, the heart, brain and rectum were having a discussion. The discussion turned out to be a discussion about the hierarchy of the body’s
When you’re from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” “No, he
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex. He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some
When we get older we think differently, don’t we? This letter was sent to the principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. As a door prize, an elderly lady received a new radio at the luncheon. She was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all
Dying with dignity
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked