Here’s how to buy a Husband or perhaps a wife?
A Store that sells new husbands has opened in Cincinnati, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
Monthly Archives: February 2015
How can Vaginal surgery help hearing?
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.
George Carlin on Religion!
There are a few postings on the internet from Einstein and Abraham Lincoln with quotes from them that say. “Many of the things, they say I said are not not necessarily true!” or words to that effect. However, I do believe that Mr. Carlin did say the words below and I could not have said
Do you think I should change dentists?
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that….. 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re
The Tiffany Diamond Bracelet and the Flatulence
Once upon a time a pretty lady walks into Tiffany’s. she looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a salesperson was