Madge and Arthur, a geriatric couple fell in love, they’d been on dates many times and one evening they started to discuss sex. Both were somewhat concerned about their health and felt they should check with their doctors and get the doctor’s opinion.
Madge returned from her visit and said,
“The doc says we need to be careful because I have acute angina.”
Arthur responded, “Your tits ain’t bad either.”
I might add this tale:
Morris, an 82 year-old wealthy man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’
Morris replied, “Well I got money and I’m doing what you said, Doc: Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that.. I said, “You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.”