When you’re from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” “No, he
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex. He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some
When we get older we think differently, don’t we? This letter was sent to the principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. As a door prize, an elderly lady received a new radio at the luncheon. She was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all
Dying with dignity
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked
Delicious Dish (Betty White’s Bran Muffins) Margaret Jo McCullen…..Ana Gasteyer Teri Rialto…..Molly Shannon Florence Dusty…..Betty White If you are in to Gluten Free then you can skip this video. The rest of us who need dietary fiber to keep the system running smoothly should watch it a few times. Betty White can control an
Colonel Angus (2003) Written by: Tina Fey Melinda…..Amy Poehler Daddy…..Chris Parnell Miss Anabelle…..Rachel Dratch Farm Boy…..Jeff Richards Bedelia…..Maya Rudolph Colonel Angus…..Christopher Walken The Video Follows! Click on the Continue Reading Link>>-
A nice, calm and respectable striking woman came into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide. ‘ The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ The woman replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’ The pharmacist’s eyes got big
Yesterday, while watching TV and scanning my favorite source of news, that being BuzzFeed, I stumbled on an article entitled “64 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Make You Feel Incredibly Happy“. I was feeling a little blue. The first of the 64 facts was “Every year, hundreds of new trees grow because of squirrels forgetting where
There are some photos that really should not be posted. It’s well known that some people are offended by certain photos. I think we know that generally speaking, Republicans don’t like to see photos of successful Democrats like Obama or Hillary, and Democrats don’t like to see photos of John Boehner, Rand Paul or Paul