I know that I am not supposed to tell or write any ethnic type jokes but sometimes I do try to get away with it. If anyone is offended in any way, I would like to know immediately so I can take this post down. This story goes back probably thirty years or so when
In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury of which to be proud. A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defence’s closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably
After having failed his exam, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer,
In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, some instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may
One dark night just outside Lake Wobegon, Minnesota, a fire started inside the Pølse Viking Soul Food Sausage plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around. When the volunteer Mist County Fire Fighters appeared on the scene, the Pølse Sausage Company president
Well I’ve been stealing again! This time from John Kinde a Humor Specialist in Las Vegas NJ See https://www.humorpower.com/blog/2014/05/joke-contest-results-naked-person Apparently the Toastmasters group run a contest each month and in May of 2014 . The question put out was “What To Say to a Naked Person” ** FIRST PLACE ** I can give you clothes,
In Thibodeaux LA, there’s a school called NICHOLLS STATE UNIVERSITY. I learned this while hunting for some humor to share with folks at a friend’s Crawfish and Smoked Chicken Grill coming up in June. The search led me to find the story/text below originally written by John Doucet and published in the NICHOLLSWORTH on-line paper on
Somethings are not quite right! My name just happens to be Christopher which is one of the two eleven character names in the top 1000 list of names given in the USA in 2013. It was ranked at 26th in that list of 1000. Now the US Government is denying my right to have that name
Wednesday May 7, 2014 Dateline Miami: US Navy greets Mexican Rowboat off Key West. US Destroyer Captain: “AHOY Small Craft – Where are you headed?” The Mexican in the front of the rowboat: “We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800’s.” Chortles, Laughs, Snickers
Brilliant Beijing Hotel Brochure – Translated as only the Chinese can. I do have some doubts about the authenticity of this posting, but it’s fun anyway. A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously,