A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I’d like to buy some cyanide.” The Pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The Pharmacist’s eyes grew big and
Every now and again a friend sends me a photo or story from his or her life. I’m not sure if they expect me to share it with others. This particular email started telling me about last night’s potluck supper. The sender lives in the winter months where many snowbirds go for the winter. I
Jan, Sue and Mary haven’t seen each other since college. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a winebar. Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses, she joins Jan
A friend of mine emailed me this posting a few minutes ago! *Here’s a prime example of “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus”. * *It is offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado as an actual class assignment:* A Creative Writing professor told his class one day: “Today we will
There was a knock on the door late last week. I opened it to find two young, well-dressed men standing there. One of them said: “Hello sir, we are Jehovah’s Witnesses.” So I said “Come in and sit down.” I offered them a fresh cup of coffee and asked “What do you guys want to talk
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. It was great to see so many celebrities who turned out to pay their
Click on the image in the top left of the group and do that Next, Next, Next thing that you do.
After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California
I think that many of us know that the English and the French are actually good neighbours and individuals within the populace of each country like to have a little fun at the other’s expense. This story which I believe is based on truth exemplifies my thoughts. A very drunk Englishman was in his car
I used to be confused when I heard the word Service. I always heard the word service when someone wrote or said the following: Internal Revenue ‘Service’ US Postal ‘Service’ Cable TV ‘Service’ Civil ‘Service’ Federal, State, City, & Public ‘Service’ Customer ‘Service’ This is NOT what I thought ‘Service’ meant. Today, I overheard two