My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will
Pasquale died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Angelina turned to her oldest and dearest friend. “Ah well, Pasquale would be pleased,” she said. “You’re right,” replied Maria, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. “So go on, how much did this really
Canadian photographer Patrice Laroche surely will have no trouble explaining to his kids about the birds and the bees. During his wife Sandra’s pregnancy, the artist created this hilarious explanatory photo series titled How to Make a Baby The creative couple planned and carried out their project throughout the whole period of 9 months, taking
Six year old kids think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. ‘And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full
Back in the days when inboxes and outboxes were prevalent, time management was accomplished quite easily using the rules below: Take the contents from your inbox and place them on your desk. Go for coffee with co-workers. Return to desk and make three piles labeled A, B and C. Separate the contents of the large
Sometimes good stuff happens and sometimes it leads to bad stuff! Last Saturday, Cheryl and I were out for a drive with a couple of friends and out of the blue comes a police car with lights flashing and pulls me over. I had no idea what I might have done wrong as I was
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said… ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’… ‘What is Irish Viagra?’, she asked. It’s when you drop
An Indian walks into Starbucks with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the server: “Tall, No Fat Latte Please.” The barista who was listening says, “Sure. Coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall no-fat latte. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Not that many years ago a class of math students whose majors were in Chemistry, Physics and Engineering were being introduced to the Law of Diminishing Halves in Calculus. Simply stated, they were told that if they approached an object by taking an initial step then a step equal to of one half the remaining
Christoffer and Tuva, his wife moved back home to Wisconsin from Arizona. Tuva had a wooden leg and to insure it in Arizona was $2,000 a year!!! When they arrived in Wisconsin, Christoffer and Tuva went to Sven’s Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. Sven looked it up on his