Are you older than dirt? (I am)
I received an email from an OLD friend the other day and I thought I’d post it here. I guess by the definition below that I’m older than dirt but I don’t [always] feel that way!
Author Archives: Chris Cane
My Colonoscopy Journal
I really have no idea who wrote this but he or she certainly had a great sense of humor and the ability to write well! He said that only the good things happen when you get older and here is his … Colonoscopy Journal:
Cincinnati – Parking Lot Scam!
KROGER PARKING LOT SCAM – BEWARE! DATELINE: Cincinnati Kroger’s Parking Lot (January 13, 2017) Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Kroger’s supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don’t be naive enough to
Clever Criminals Exist Everywhere!
Yes I borrowed this from somewhere. I spent a bunch of time looking for the original source of this posting and I failed. It seems that many others before me “borrowed” this list. True or false, I found it enlightening. LONG – TERM PARKING Some people left their car in the long-term parking at
The Curtain Rod and the Shrimp Saga.
On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and feasted on
Over 60? Were you home schooled?
Over 60 then you were HOME SCHOOLED. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you
Simple Mathematics
Mathematics: I’m told that this comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this: What Makes 100%?
The LA Math Test – Humorously Challenging
The Internet humor piece variously entitled “The L.A. Math Proficiency Test” or “The City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam” has been part of online lore since at least 1993, and some of our readers recall having seen photocopied versions of it as far back as the mid-1980s. (Authors Unknown) Answers to the City
Are you are a betrothed guy? Here’s some useful advice with a moral.
A story told to me by a trusted friend follows. His name was Phil and he told the story in this way. I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…
Are you comfortable? Please comfortable!
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I