One dark night in the small town in Garfield, N.J.,a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink of an eye, the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the first volunteer firefighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi commonly known as Mahatma Gandhi had a challenging life. He walked in rough sandals or bare feet for most of his life. This created a lot of damage to his feet and he was heavily calloused. He was a dedicated vegetarian, and undertook long fasts as means of both self-purification and political mobilization.
A man asked a woman in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” She replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started staring at them; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the woman walked quietly
Last Friday morning I wandered into the kitchen and found Cheryl at the sink staring out the kitchen window. For a while now I felt that Cheryl’s hearing was worsening. She had not heard me come upstairs. I’m about twenty feet away so I say quietly “Honey, can you hear me?” There was no reaction
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ” “What type of bra?” Asked the clerk. “Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?” “Look around,” said the saleslady. She showed
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’ The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he
Got Peeves? – I do! Some of these are yours, some are mine and many were simply stolen from other websites. People who don’t make the next pot of coffee. My pet peeve is people who mispell misspell. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting. People Not Cleaning Up Their Dog’s Poop. People
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman When the white missionaries came to Africa , they had the Bible and we had the land. They said, ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we
A friend named Tim sent me these photos of young ladies playing Sand Soccer down under! The photos demonstrate to me that these women play harder than the ladies of Beach Volleyball! Those of you with sticks up your bums should avoid scrolling down and looking at these looking at these:
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