A cold Monday morning! Most times Turkey is smoother and pours easier than this! My friend sent me this email! “I had to go to Harrison(Michigan) this morning and saw this Coke truck sitting on the side of the road. When I got close to it I could see what was wrong and turned around to
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart. It’s Eric. I’m on the train. Yes, I know it’s the six
OK, now I’m really in the mood. I had humor on Monday and Tuesday, skipped Wednesday but it’s Thursday now and things are ramping up for the Christmas season …….. game on. Hope everyone enjoys this correspondence between Santa and Timmy! Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
I’m told that these photos were taken somewhere in Ireland. It seems that a a driver failed to apply his or her brakes in a timely fashion and their car nose-dived off the wharf into the cold dark waters. You can see one of the helpers standing on the car! No Problem: Here comes the
This posting is actually quite offensive to some folks and should not be seen by people who are easily offended or have a stick up their butt. Scroll at your own risk. . . . . . .
I was pretty certain that the actions of men and women in the shower are probably different. I do know that the explanation of the man in the shower below is spot-on. I can only guess that the description of the woman in the shower is equally precise. Perhaps others can comment on their views
I received a note from a lady friend that got me to thinking. I have to admit that her note did make me smile. Her note read: I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for
With respect and kindness. I feel that I have been stiffed for a number of years and now I, the P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor.. I work at great depths. …I plunge headfirst into everything I do.. I do not get weekends or public
The highways of America can indeed be dangerous places to drive. We’re going at high speeds and it’s easy to become distracted. This morning, I looked over to see a beautiful woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing about 65 mph with her face next to the rear view mirror applying makeup. As I stared at her, somewhat