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The value of wine! No Poop!

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Chris Cane

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine. And those who don’t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom In beer there is freedom In water there is bacteria In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: Water Poop, Wine Health |

Renegade Raging Grannies – Just Akin to sing you a song!

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Chris Cane

This is a fine ditty by the Renegade Raging Grannies about Legitimate Rape ?? They are Akin to sing you their song! httpv://youtu.be/mg_4O6XmKAQ Cause me to giggle a bit! “Legitimate rape” is great birth control. So says Todd Akin, and he oughta know. If we are raped we can rest unafraid, ‘Cause we can’t get

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Todd Akin |

The Diaries of Him and Her – Slightly different twist!

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Chris Cane

Her Diary:  Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Our conversation wasn’t flowing,

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Posted in Humor | Tags: driving, His Diary, TV |

Legitimate Rape – How can anyone believe that Legitimate Rape Exists?

Posted on August 25, 2012 by Chris Cane

I’m sure that everyone will recall that Republican Representative, Todd Akin said “It seems to be, first of all, from what I understand from doctors, it’s really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.” during an interview on KTVI-TV. You can see/read about all

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Posted in My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: man, Republican Representative, Taylor Ferrera, Todd Akin |

Gifts for an aging Mother.

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Chris Cane

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were each able to give their elderly mother who had moved to Florida.

Posted in Humor | Tags: Dearest Melvin |

Single Black Female – Atlanta Area

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Chris Cane

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.   I’ll be at

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Atlanta Humane Society, Atlanta Journal, LOVES, Please Call |

A Senior Citizen’s View on Modern Technology!

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Chris Cane

Read it all the way through! It’s a good laugh! AND really quite true!! A good laugh for people in the over 50 group !!! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with

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Posted in Computing, Humor, My Life | Tags: GPS, library |

Some blonde jokes are actually funny and some are not!

Posted on August 12, 2012 by Chris Cane

I asked my neighbor about her new windows? She replied “Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still

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Women find this funnier than men do! I don’t see why?

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Chris Cane

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ‘ An old Master Sergeant sitting in the

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Judith Campbell, Master Sergeant, woman |

Some Skirts maybe too short. Here is a quiz!

Posted on August 8, 2012 by Chris Cane

Some people may be offended by some of the images below and if you are offended by photos of young ladies wearing what some people would call a very short skirt then you should go elsewhere. The whole purpose of this quiz is to determine which skirt image is displaying  a skirt or skirts that

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Scroll Down | 2 Comments |

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