Gentlemen! A public service announcement of immense importance has come to my attention and I urge everyone to review the following. Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the
You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands
I received the following email from a friend that I thought might interest you. The names have been changed to protect the guilty or innocent as the case may be. It began, Hi Chris, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing
Please send a copy of this to everyone on your email list, especially if you live in the Cincinnati area. If some one comes to your front door saying that they are Checking for ticks because of the warm/hot weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms in the air,
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was
I’m sure that many of you receive emails with jokes and stories. I am no exception, but I really would like to know the source or writer of stories like the one below. The person who wrote this should get the credit. Well anyway, here’s the story. ‘Just Fred ‘ An Arizona
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad..’ With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is
THIS REALLY WORKS! I didn’t know this! Did you? For many years, the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to cover it with a piece of raw meat. Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing
All you Grandpas and Grandmas. This was too funny not to share. Many of us are reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our ears and keep the hearing aids tuned up. What Is Couple Sex? An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and