A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I’m glad to see you’ve regained consciousness. You probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything but your penis was severed
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Because of complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, ‘I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see
I received this note from a lady friend: The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for
I’ll get in trouble with someone for this one. Oh Well! I do get pissed with people who send me emails suggesting I look into their religion. I have my own and you don’t need to know about it! I don’t give a darn about your politics either! Chris
This story contains some X-rated language. If the “F” word offends you then you should skip this chapter. (This is a chapter in my book Travels with Taffy and Other Tales In the early eighties, we headed off to New York City. I was going to a trade show and the family came along for
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. A tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune… One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most
This text is excerpted for your reading pleasure … and he guided me into a room. I had never been there but I knew this was his room. I knew what he was going to do to me, and I knew I was going to let him. The door closed quietly and we were alone.
My neighbor recounted her family’s virgin version of the manger scene and told me. She said … Our children were having fun setting up and the hours of joy rearranging all of the items in the manger scene. (It was odd to see Barbie kneeling at the manger, but somehow it seemed appropriate). When evening