For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise
The Manitoba Herald Goes Viral The Manitoba Herald was a Canadian newspaper that had a short life. It was published only from January to August of 1877. But, “Google ” Manitoba Herald ” and you’ll find an article, supposedly by one Clive Runnels, about the influx of American liberals to Canada, that has gone viral
I’m not sure that I liked the Kroger Store in West Chester anyway, but I’m kind of angry that I have been banned from the store. Yesterday I was at my local Kroger to buy some Purina ‘Moist and Meaty’ dog food for Diesel and our three pugs. I have no idea why but the woman
You will be reading “The Chaos” by Gerard Nolst Trenité, written nearly 100 years ago in 1922, designed to demonstrate the irregularity of English spelling and pronunciation. Someone said that if you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the
Today, our kids think about cobblers as perhaps cherry of peach. I tend to think of shoe repair, perhaps it’s my age. The story below ended up in my email inbox the other day and smiling happened. Some of you will remember Klonsky’s Shoe Repair Shop or one like it just down the road from
Perhaps the Ten Commandments are a little out of date. As an atheist, I really don’t give a hoot about having more than one god, as I don’t have one in the first place. The graven image thing and the lord’s name in vain mean little to me. I am a big believer in thou
Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit (1750s – 1810s). The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. The warmth of
I’ve lived in Montreal, Toronto, Goose Bay Labrador, Cape Dyer on Baffin Island on the DEW Line. In my wildest dreams could I have anticipated life here in Cincinnati when it snows! Yes, we have had one or two, maybe three, what I would call serious snow falls in the last SEVENTEEN YEARS, we’ve lived
Perhaps this is why some people don’t fly? A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
The title “Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.” is simply a way for the author to grab your attention and it apparently worked! THOUGHTS FROM A RETIRING MIND I found this timely because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to