… and before I continue, that’s not the correct way to spell honorary, even in Canada, ‘Eh!” Many, many years ago, I was at an industry trade show, maybe it was a sales meeting or maybe something else entirely in Winnipeg Manitoba. I don’t recall the show, meeting or the subject matter but I
Four friends (ladies) meet 30 years later at a school reunion… One goes to make food while the other 3 start talking about how successful their sons had become. No. 1 said her son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich, he gave his best friend a Ferrari.
PLEASE SCROLL PAST THE PHOTO DISGRUNTLED PASSENGER’S REVENGE A Canadian musician from Halifax named Dave Carroll recently had difficulty with United Airlines. Dave spent over 9 months trying to get United to pay for damages caused by baggage handlers to his custom Taylor guitar.
Who knew that swans could be this damned sexy! While looking on the interweb for pictures of swan to decorate a post, I came across a sculpture that can be seen at the Scindia Palace in Gwalior, India. The identity of the sculptor is unknown. The images were stumbled on by me at THIS LINK. See
I would guess that lots of folks would say yes to questions below. A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ‘Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?’
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading, “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias
A Store that sells new husbands has opened in Cincinnati, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.
There are a few postings on the internet from Einstein and Abraham Lincoln with quotes from them that say. “Many of the things, they say I said are not not necessarily true!” or words to that effect. However, I do believe that Mr. Carlin did say the words below and I could not have said
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that….. 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re