Once upon a time a pretty lady walks into Tiffany’s. she looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a salesperson was
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I was watching an episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers and nearly had a ROFL moment. I did manage to stay erect and the floor remained beneath my feet. During his monologue, he somehow got on the subject of the Sperm Whale and introduced me and I would imagine millions of others to AMBERGRIS which is
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts. Gary the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
This was originally posted back in 2009 and today (Jan 2, 2015) I received a new image, now at the bottom of this post. I felt I had to re-post it again here with the new image at the end of this posting. Don’t skip ahead as it will ruin your fun. Send me some
Blowjob in a Helicopter (Good News Week 20/4/09: So You Think You Can Mime) A friend sent me this link an that caused me to LOL but not ROFL. Most of you know that I think puns are the absolute lowest form of wit which is precisely why I love them so much. There
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Hi Sweetheart, I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you
Things I will NOT do before I get old!
Well, Mr. Foxworthy does not really take on Canada but he does seem to understand us. Eh? This blog is created, edited and managed as well as masticated, by a British Born Canadian living in the USA. Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor,