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Method in my Madness or How I learned to clean my glasses.

Posted on November 20, 2014 by Chris Cane

This tale begins about ten years ago at the Blossom Music Center in the Great State of Ohio near Cuyahoga Falls. My daughter Amy had arranged to have the family gather at Blossom for a treat for my birthday that year. I really can’t remember which year. This fact really has nothing to do about

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Posted in My Life, Rare Miscellany, Useful Stuff | Tags: foaming hand wash, hand soap, hand wash, method |

Our US Travels

Posted on November 18, 2014 by Chris Cane

It’s hard to believe that Cheryl and I have been to every state except one. Someday, I just gotta get to Alaska.   Create Your Own Visited States Map

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The Wrangler in Utah and My Mom

Posted on November 17, 2014 by Chris Cane

The year is 1983 and Cheryl and I have a brand new Jeep Wrangler. It was nimble and could make fairly tight turns and claw its way up some pretty tough hills when one was feeling fearless or stupid. Not much of that is important to the tale I tell. I don’t recall what Utah

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Where do Senators go when they die? Heaven or Hell!

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Chris Cane

A friend of mine whose name is Richard or Mike sent me an email. I think he goes by Mike because he did not want to be called Dick. The contents of said email are shown below. While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.

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Telephone Answering Machines Can Record Foul Language (The Proof is Right Here)

Posted on October 23, 2014 by Chris Cane

Updated: 10/23/2014: Every now and again, one needs to revisit and older posting. This was first posted by be back in 2012. The posting is about events over thirty or so years ago. Today a friend of mine, I’ll call him Tim, because that’s his name led me to a YouTube Video of a simple

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Unimagined Sensitivity in Some Men

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Chris Cane

WALKING ON THE GRASS The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft

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Hollywood Squares – Gaffs, Fun and Memories

Posted on October 16, 2014 by Chris Cane

FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER     These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now! Believe it or not, the above is not true! The show was scripted and the show’s material was created by the show’s writers. Watch

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Posted in My Life | Tags: Buster Keaton, Hollywood Squares, Paul Lynde, Peter Marshall |

Sex & Earthquakes

Posted on August 27, 2014 by Chris Cane

Sex & Earthquakes is Really a Catchy Title. Well now that I have your attention, please read on. There comes a time in the life of a human being that one hears something funny, files it away and never thinks of it again until a little trigger comes along and dislodges a neuron or two

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Earth Quake, Earthquake, Quake, Richter, Salt Lake City |

Women have turned men into Whys. Examples Follow!

Posted on August 26, 2014 by Chris Cane

The Why’s of Men WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) . WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time) . WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don’t stop to ask directions) . WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY

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The Three Most Important Organs in the Body.

Posted on August 20, 2014 by Chris Cane

It’s a little known fact that from time to time, the major organs of the body have some fairly disturbing discussions. I guess I can start this posting with “Once upon a time, the heart, brain and rectum were having a discussion. The discussion turned out to be a discussion about the hierarchy of the body’s

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