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Blowjob in a Helicopter (Good News Week 20/4/09: So You Think You Can Mime)
A friend sent me this link an that caused me to LOL but not ROFL.
Most of you know that I think puns are the absolute lowest form of wit which is precisely why I love them so much. There are few puns in the text below with words like premature, cock, chopper, cockpit, air-head, taking her down etc.
There’s also some hyperbole.
Let me know what you think
in the comments blow.
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A commercial helicopter pilot videotaped getting a blowjob from a porn star while flying has had his license revoked. Mind you, he doesn’t need to fly choppers given the money he’s making from video sales.
A commercial helicopter pilot videotaped getting a blowjob from a porn star while flying has had his license revoked. Pilots everywhere should take heed – no videocameras in the cockpit!
He just wanted a bit of air-head. / mid-air-head.
She just couldn’t resist once she’d seen his enormous chopper.
She just couldn’t resist once she’d seen his enormous cockpit.
Well, they do call it the cockpit…
Although, to be fair, he told her it was the joystick.
The pilot claimed it just was a misunderstanding caused when he told the porn star he was “taking her down”.
The porn star in question really defines the term “air head”.
The blowjob only lasted 47 seconds, meaning that not only has he lost his pilot’s license, but his porn career is also in the toilet. / has also ended prematurely.
But he wasn’t completely irresponsible. He did make sure he came very quickly. / He ejaculated as quickly as he could.
He lasted 47 seconds. Wow, I didn’t know you COULD last that long.
The blowjob was distracting enough, but the real danger came when he rolled over and went to sleep.
Nap Required after Ejaculation
The judge said the pilot was completely negligent. He should’ve gotten someone else to do the filming.
The pilot was sacked. And then she moved on to his penis.
The pilot, David Martz, worked for infamous Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee. The tragedy was, if he didn’t take the blowjob Tommy would’ve sacked him anyway.
Who would’ve expected such behaviour for a pilot that works for Tommy Lee? I thought they’d be up there sipping tea and discussing politics.
Tommy Lee says he was disgusted and outraged. He expected him to go for at least a minute.
It was fantastic footage. Bet you’ve never seen a chopper do a loop-da-loop.
The judge said the pilot was completely negligent and unable to properly control the vehicle. That said, he should be able to get a job with QANTAS.
Sexy Qantas Flight Attendants.
The judge said the pilot was completely negligent and unable to properly control the vehicle, and demanded a blowjob of his own.
But it’s all a big misunderstanding. She was just seeing if his penis would fit in her mouth!
But it’s all a big misunderstanding. She was just trying to help him with his zipper, when his cock got caught in her mouth. SOOOO embarrassing.
I’m just not comfortable flying any more, thinking that a pornstar could be blowing the pilot. To tell the truth, I’m not that comfortable sitting here thinking about pornstars blowing pilots. Is it hot in here?
The pilot is married! He says he would’ve taken his ring off, but it was halfway up a pornstar’s snatch.
The pilot is married! He says he would’ve taken his ring off, but his finger was inaccessible at the time.
He’s been stripped of his pilot’s license, but he has gotten his stripes from the Mile High Club. / but he’s now a Wing Commander in the Mile High Club.
I don’t see what the big deal was. It’s not like you steer a helicopter with your cock. Or do you? I’m not really an expert.
And you should see what the pilots of Qantas get up to!
But if you’re not allowed to get blowjobs in the cockpit, what the Hell’s the point of having a helicopter?