Chang and Eng
Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool.
Al says to the bartender, “Two beers please!”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet?”
“Off to England next month,” says Al. “We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?” Jim nods.
“Ah, England !” says the bartender. “Wonderful country… the history, the beer, the culture…”
“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says Al. “Hamburgers and Budweiser, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English – they’re so arrogant and rude.”
“So why keep going to England ?” asks the bartender.
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”