My apologies to those that can’t make up their mind as to which column to agree with. I may have left and right screwed up again. If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat
The following Bible stories were apparently written by real students and are genuine, authentic and unedited. Richard Lederer assembled them; they appeared in National Review magazine on 1995-DEC-31. In the first book of the Bible, Guinness’s, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from
We’ve all had trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I’m lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the
Why is Daddy’s car in the woods? There’s a lesson to be learned here. Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly
Warning!: Don’t try this at home! Canadian photographer Patrice Laroche surely will have no trouble explaining to his kids about the birds and the bees. During his wife’s pregnancy, the artist created hilarious explanatory photo series titled “How to Make a Baby”. The creative couple planned and carried out their project throughout the whole period
One dark night in the small town in Garfield, N.J.,a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink of an eye, the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the first volunteer firefighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi commonly known as Mahatma Gandhi had a challenging life. He walked in rough sandals or bare feet for most of his life. This created a lot of damage to his feet and he was heavily calloused. He was a dedicated vegetarian, and undertook long fasts as means of both self-purification and political mobilization.
A man asked a woman in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” She replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started staring at them; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the woman walked quietly
Last Friday morning I wandered into the kitchen and found Cheryl at the sink staring out the kitchen window. For a while now I felt that Cheryl’s hearing was worsening. She had not heard me come upstairs. I’m about twenty feet away so I say quietly “Honey, can you hear me?” There was no reaction
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ” “What type of bra?” Asked the clerk. “Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?” “Look around,” said the saleslady. She showed