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Sex for Seniors – Check with your doctor first and second and third etc.

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Chris Cane

An Arizona couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’ The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he

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Pet Peeves – A very long list.

Posted on January 6, 2013 by Chris Cane

Got Peeves? – I do! Some of these are yours, some are mine and many were simply stolen from other websites. People who don’t make the next pot of coffee. My pet peeve is people who mispell misspell. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting. People Not Cleaning Up Their Dog’s Poop. People

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: driving, man, TV, woman |

Who said that? or “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Chris Cane

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman When the white missionaries came to Africa , they had the Bible and we had the land. They said, ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Rostand, Jimmy Durante, Johnny Carson, man, Steve Martin, Zsa Zsa Gabor |

Women’s Australian Sand Soccer – Beach Volleyball Sucks!

Posted on December 20, 2012 by Chris Cane

A friend named Tim sent me these photos of young ladies playing Sand Soccer down under! The photos demonstrate to me that these women play harder than the ladies of Beach Volleyball! Those of you with sticks up your bums should avoid scrolling down and looking at these looking at these:

Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Sand Soccer |

Do not use corn on the cob as a dildo!

Posted on December 19, 2012 by Chris Cane

  If you are offended by pictures of dildos in use then please <CLICK HERE>

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Wild Turkey and Coke Do Not Mix. I prefer Wild Turkey on the rocks!

Posted on December 16, 2012 by Chris Cane

A cold Monday morning! Most times Turkey is smoother and pours easier than this! My friend sent me this email! “I had to go to Harrison(Michigan) this morning and saw this Coke truck sitting on the side of the road. When I got close to it I could see what was wrong and turned around to

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: Harrison Michigan, OK, Turkey, Wild Turkey |

Talking loudly on a quiet train can get you in all kinds of shit!

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Chris Cane

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart. It’s Eric. I’m on the train. Yes, I know it’s the six

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Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: It Eric, woman |

Hey Mommy, What’s a virgin?

Posted on December 11, 2012 by Chris Cane
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The Realities of Christmas – Timmy and Santa are Pen Pals.

Posted on December 6, 2012 by Chris Cane

OK, now I’m really in the mood. I had humor on Monday and Tuesday, skipped Wednesday but it’s Thursday now and things are ramping up for the Christmas season …….. game on. Hope everyone enjoys this correspondence between Santa and Timmy! Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Burger King, Burgermeister Meisterburger, Dear Santa, Merry Christmas, Santa Claus, Tim Jones |

Does your car float? Does your crane float?

Posted on December 6, 2012 by Chris Cane

I’m told that these photos were taken somewhere in Ireland. It seems that a a driver failed to apply his or her brakes in a timely fashion and their car nose-dived off the wharf into the cold dark waters. You can see one of the helpers standing on the car! No Problem: Here comes the

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: insurance, No Problem |

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