Beer – The ladies of Beer
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Category Archives: Humor
The Shower and the Sexes
I was pretty certain that the actions of men and women in the shower are probably different. I do know that the explanation of the man in the shower below is spot-on. I can only guess that the description of the woman in the shower is equally precise. Perhaps others can comment on their views
Glitterati and the Gynecologist.
I received a note from a lady friend that got me to thinking. I have to admit that her note did make me smile. Her note read: I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for
What happened when P. Niss asked for a raise?
With respect and kindness. I feel that I have been stiffed for a number of years and now I, the P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor.. I work at great depths. …I plunge headfirst into everything I do.. I do not get weekends or public
Damned women drivers!
The highways of America can indeed be dangerous places to drive. We’re going at high speeds and it’s easy to become distracted. This morning, I looked over to see a beautiful woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing about 65 mph with her face next to the rear view mirror applying makeup. As I stared at her, somewhat
Hollywood Squares – Humor at its best!
I came across these while perusing the interweb! If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when “Hollywood Squares” game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter
The Hazard of the Masquerade!
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So
Capital letters, how important are they? Really?
Today I find that many people simply write everything without a capital letter. Their names, the names of their city and even the name of their country are in minuscule letters rather than properly formed with capitals where needed.
Excerpts from The Redneck Book of Manners
GENERAL RULES Never take a beer to a job interview. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will,
Alone in the Motel and a little Horny
Last week, Millie checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.” She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony –