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The Reunion – 60th High School Reunion

Posted on November 9, 2012 by Chris Cane

60th High School Reunion He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles. They had a wonderful

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Posted in Humor | Tags: man |

A Little Fooking goes a long way!

Posted on November 8, 2012 by Chris Cane

Fucking, a little Town in Austria … Yes, that’s the town’s name, read this.

Posted in Humor | Tags: Bitte Nicht, book, Fucking Hospital, Fucking Post Office |

A Biker will never hesitate to help where help is needed!

Posted on November 8, 2012 by Chris Cane

Last week a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. The leader opted to stop. The leader, George a big burly man in his early fifties gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, “What are you

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: man, State Trooper, Sugar Shorts | 2 Comments |

What are the advantages of Mother’s Milk?

Posted on November 7, 2012 by Chris Cane

I received an email today from Rachelle with whom I went to school many, many years ago. It seems she remembers my sense of humor well. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Mother Milk |

Sex after seventy can be a challenge!

Posted on November 6, 2012 by Chris Cane

Two women in their mid-seventies were talking about their sex lives. Ethel was upset because her sex life had really died, while Mildred said her sex life was great. Mildred counseled Ethel, “When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed, and put both legs behind my head. When

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Waxing Your Hoo Ha or Waxing Poetic – Who Remembers “Wax On, Wax Off?”

Posted on November 3, 2012 by Chris Cane

I received a note from a lady friend and felt that I should share it with a few others! I did find that this story has been around the interweb for a while. It’s funny to those of us reading it for the first time! OK – yes it’s long BUT it’s funny as HELL!!!!

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Posted in Humor | Tags: BIG, man, OK, Post Traumatic Stress | 2 Comments |

Never buy a Robot Lie Detector

Posted on October 28, 2012 by Chris Cane

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when

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Posted in Humor | Tags: library, Sex Queen |

The Drinker’s World

Posted on October 28, 2012 by Chris Cane

Not much need for comment here!

Posted in Humor, My Life |

The Biker’s Code, the Cushion Saturation

Posted on October 22, 2012 by Chris Cane

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He drives

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Posted in Humor | Tags: family |

The ATM Drive Thru – Man vs Woman, The ATM Pants Utilization Insufficiency

Posted on October 22, 2012 by Chris Cane

It’s widely believed women can multi-task …. MALE v FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: ‘Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below

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Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: ATM, BANK, Bank Lobby, Female Customers, MALE, MONEY, PIN, PS, Release Parking Brake |

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