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The Curtain Rod and the Shrimp Saga.

Posted on June 27, 2016 by Chris Cane

On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.  On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.  On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and feasted on

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Simple Mathematics

Posted on June 15, 2016 by Chris Cane

Mathematics: I’m told that this comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

Posted in Computing, Humor, Might be true!, My Life | Tags: Alphabet, Arithmetic, Math, Teacher |

The LA Math Test – Humorously Challenging

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Chris Cane

The Internet humor piece variously entitled “The L.A. Math Proficiency Test” or “The City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam” has been part of online lore since at least 1993, and some of our readers recall having seen photocopied versions of it as far back as the mid-1980s. (Authors Unknown) Answers to the City

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, Useful Stuff | Tags: LA, Math Test.AK47 |

Are you are a betrothed guy? Here’s some useful advice with a moral.

Posted on May 9, 2016 by Chris Cane

A story told to me by a trusted friend follows. His name was Phil and he told the story in this way. I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, My Life, Useful Stuff | Tags: Condoms |

Are you comfortable? Please comfortable!

Posted on May 2, 2016 by Chris Cane

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, Pure Bullshit | Tags: Dumb Blonde Jokes |

That’s Nice

Posted on April 30, 2016 by Chris Cane

It was many years ago when I returned home on a Saturday afternoon to see that our neighbor’s home had a scaffold in the driveway with the top of the scaffold just below their living room window. To describe the scene properly, their driveway led to a garage which was below the living room. The scaffold

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Posted in Humor, My Life, True Stuff | Tags: Bless your heart! |

Black Bra & Heels – Three Women, Three Stories, One Joke

Posted on April 14, 2016 by Chris Cane

As told by a wife! I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a

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Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: lbd, little black dress |

Torture by Ma Na Ma Na – The DEW Line 1969

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Chris Cane

Originally posted to the blog on April 8th 2009 and edited April 7, 2016 to fix some links that had changed. A woman by the name of Jeanette reminded me of my world in 1969 and this blog post.   The year is 1969 and I’m on the DEW Line at DYE-MAIN Cape Dyer on

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: AFRTS, DJ, Muppets Version, Radio Sondrestrom, TV |

It was me, said the flea or perhaps it was I said the fly.

Posted on April 5, 2016 by Chris Cane

On the day leading up to the Reds opening day, a woman who is known to her friends as the “Wife of Sam” was murdering a piece of the English language that we all hold so dear. She had the paucity to correct me when I said “It was me.” She said “It was I.”

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, My Life, Pure Bullshit | Tags: egg corn, eggcorn, homonym, malapropism, mis-hearing, mondegreen, spoonerism. |

Cars behaving squirrely or R.I.P. Rocky

Posted on March 31, 2016 by Chris Cane

Revised: 3/31/2016-You’ll see why towards the end! There were a dozen Z3’s and Z4’s en-route to ZFEST 2011 in Spartanburg SC. This particular convoy had folks from Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio. ZFEST is an annual event for owners of BMW Z Series cars. Linda and Jim from somewhere in the Great State of Michigan

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: BMW Z3, BMW Z4, roadent, Rodentia, squirrel, woman, ZFEST, ZSCCA |

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