An older gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent,
The Heterosexual Questionnaire was created back in 1977 by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D. to put heterosexual people in the shoes of a gay person for just a moment. Questions and assumptions made of Gays and Lesbians that are unfair, are reversed and this time asked to the straight people. What do you think caused your heterosexuality? When
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, ” What would you like, sir?” He looks at the menu and then scans her
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy?
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine. And those who don’t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom In beer there is freedom In water there is bacteria In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that
This is a fine ditty by the Renegade Raging Grannies about Legitimate Rape ?? They are Akin to sing you their song! httpv://youtu.be/mg_4O6XmKAQ Cause me to giggle a bit! “Legitimate rape” is great birth control. So says Todd Akin, and he oughta know. If we are raped we can rest unafraid, ‘Cause we can’t get
Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Our conversation wasn’t flowing,
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were each able to give their elderly mother who had moved to Florida.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at
Read it all the way through! It’s a good laugh! AND really quite true!! A good laugh for people in the over 50 group !!! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with