I asked my neighbor about her new windows? She replied “Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ‘ An old Master Sergeant sitting in the
Some people may be offended by some of the images below and if you are offended by photos of young ladies wearing what some people would call a very short skirt then you should go elsewhere. The whole purpose of this quiz is to determine which skirt image is displaying a skirt or skirts that
Gentlemen! A public service announcement of immense importance has come to my attention and I urge everyone to review the following. Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the
You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands
I received the following email from a friend that I thought might interest you. The names have been changed to protect the guilty or innocent as the case may be. It began, Hi Chris, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing
Please send a copy of this to everyone on your email list, especially if you live in the Cincinnati area. If some one comes to your front door saying that they are Checking for ticks because of the warm/hot weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms in the air,
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was
I’m sure that many of you receive emails with jokes and stories. I am no exception, but I really would like to know the source or writer of stories like the one below. The person who wrote this should get the credit. Well anyway, here’s the story. ‘Just Fred ‘ An Arizona
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the