How can Vaginal surgery help hearing?
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.
Category Archives: Humor
George Carlin on Religion!
There are a few postings on the internet from Einstein and Abraham Lincoln with quotes from them that say. “Many of the things, they say I said are not not necessarily true!” or words to that effect. However, I do believe that Mr. Carlin did say the words below and I could not have said
Do you think I should change dentists?
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that….. 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re
The Tiffany Diamond Bracelet and the Flatulence
Once upon a time a pretty lady walks into Tiffany’s. she looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a salesperson was
Ambergris – Sperm Whale Vomit – Would you like some?
I was watching an episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers and nearly had a ROFL moment. I did manage to stay erect and the floor remained beneath my feet. During his monologue, he somehow got on the subject of the Sperm Whale and introduced me and I would imagine millions of others to AMBERGRIS which is
The Dragon Slayer, Two Queenly Breasts and The Kings’s Boxers
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts. Gary the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
A Heart Warming Story!
This was originally posted back in 2009 and today (Jan 2, 2015) I received a new image, now at the bottom of this post. I felt I had to re-post it again here with the new image at the end of this posting. Don’t skip ahead as it will ruin your fun. Send me some
Blowjobs, Porn Stars and Airborne Choppers
Blowjob in a Helicopter (Good News Week 20/4/09: So You Think You Can Mime) A friend sent me this link an that caused me to LOL but not ROFL. Most of you know that I think puns are the absolute lowest form of wit which is precisely why I love them so much. There
Rotary vs Fixed Wing Aircraft
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Christmastime – guilt, love, apologies! Actions do speak louder than words!
Hi Sweetheart, I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you