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The Muffin and Happy Fiber Day – It’s a Bran New Day – NPR Betty White SNL Sketch

Posted on July 6, 2014 by Chris Cane

Delicious Dish (Betty White’s Bran Muffins)   Margaret Jo McCullen…..Ana Gasteyer Teri Rialto…..Molly Shannon Florence Dusty…..Betty White If you are in to Gluten Free then you can skip this video. The rest of us who need dietary fiber to keep the system running smoothly should watch it a few times. Betty White can control an

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Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Betty White, Bran, Fiber, Muffin, Muffins |

Colonel Angus – Pun or Homophone? Who Cares?

Posted on July 6, 2014 by Chris Cane

Colonel Angus (2003) Written by: Tina Fey Melinda…..Amy Poehler Daddy…..Chris Parnell Miss Anabelle…..Rachel Dratch Farm Boy…..Jeff Richards Bedelia…..Maya Rudolph Colonel Angus…..Christopher Walken The Video Follows! Click on the Continue Reading Link>>-

Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Amy Pohler, analingus, Christopher Walken, cunnilingus, eating out, Saturday Night Live, SNL, Tina Fey |

Cyanara Baby aka Hasta La Vista, Baby

Posted on July 5, 2014 by Chris Cane

A nice, calm and respectable striking woman came into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide. ‘ The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ The woman replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’ The pharmacist’s eyes got big

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Drugs, Pharmacist, Prescription, Sayonara, Sayonara Baby, woman |

Damn Beavers, left unattended, can clear a forest in no time…

Posted on June 22, 2014 by Chris Cane

There are some photos that really should not be posted. It’s well known that some people are offended by certain photos. I think we know that generally speaking, Republicans don’t like to see photos of successful Democrats like Obama or Hillary, and Democrats don’t like to see photos of John Boehner, Rand Paul or Paul

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It’s Those Fluctuations That Will Get You Every Time

Posted on June 9, 2014 by Chris Cane

I know that I am not supposed to tell or write any ethnic type jokes but sometimes I do try to get away with it. If anyone is offended in any way, I would like to know immediately so I can take this post down. This story goes back probably thirty years or so when

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: BANK, Japan, Japanese, Teller, Yen |

The Verdict may surprise you.

Posted on June 4, 2014 by Chris Cane

In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury of which to be proud. A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defence’s closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably

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Legal Logic or Logical Legality or Is Logic Legal?

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Chris Cane

After having failed his exam, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer,

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The Clergyman, The Pretty Girl, The Customs Guy and The Hair Dryer

Posted on June 1, 2014 by Chris Cane

In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, some instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may

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The Wurst Fire in Lake Wobegon’s History (with apologies to Garrison Keillor and Betty White)

Posted on May 30, 2014 by Chris Cane

One dark night just outside Lake Wobegon, Minnesota, a fire started inside the Pølse Viking Soul Food Sausage plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around. When the volunteer Mist County Fire Fighters appeared on the scene, the Pølse Sausage Company president

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Crayfish, Crawfish, Crawdads and Mudbugs

Posted on May 28, 2014 by Chris Cane

In Thibodeaux LA, there’s a school called NICHOLLS STATE UNIVERSITY. I learned this while hunting for some humor to share with folks at a friend’s Crawfish and Smoked Chicken Grill coming up in June. The search led me to find the story/text below originally written by John Doucet and published in the NICHOLLSWORTH on-line paper on

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