Somethings are not quite right! My name just happens to be Christopher which is one of the two eleven character names in the top 1000 list of names given in the USA in 2013. It was ranked at 26th in that list of 1000. Now the US Government is denying my right to have that name
Wednesday May 7, 2014 Dateline Miami: US Navy greets Mexican Rowboat off Key West. US Destroyer Captain: “AHOY Small Craft – Where are you headed?” The Mexican in the front of the rowboat: “We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800’s.” Chortles, Laughs, Snickers
Brilliant Beijing Hotel Brochure – Translated as only the Chinese can. I do have some doubts about the authenticity of this posting, but it’s fun anyway. A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously,
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I’d like to buy some cyanide.” The Pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The Pharmacist’s eyes grew big and
Every now and again a friend sends me a photo or story from his or her life. I’m not sure if they expect me to share it with others. This particular email started telling me about last night’s potluck supper. The sender lives in the winter months where many snowbirds go for the winter. I
Jan, Sue and Mary haven’t seen each other since college. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a winebar. Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses, she joins Jan
A friend of mine emailed me this posting a few minutes ago! *Here’s a prime example of “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus”. * *It is offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado as an actual class assignment:* A Creative Writing professor told his class one day: “Today we will
There was a knock on the door late last week. I opened it to find two young, well-dressed men standing there. One of them said: “Hello sir, we are Jehovah’s Witnesses.” So I said “Come in and sit down.” I offered them a fresh cup of coffee and asked “What do you guys want to talk
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. It was great to see so many celebrities who turned out to pay their
Click on the image in the top left of the group and do that Next, Next, Next thing that you do.