In 1974, we moved back to the south from Goose Bay. We bought a home in Newmarket, Ontario. Selling a home in Goose Bay for $6,500.00 and buying one in Newmarket for $36,500.00 was quite a shock. That amount looks like a down-payment now! Taffy, our 215 lb. Saint Bernard, was becoming a challenge. Back
You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman
An older couple had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silkypush-upbra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun
Will it ever end? I guess this is a follow on story to the stories when I was banned from Kroger and than Walmart. It does appear that employees at grocery stores are very sensitive to unusual behavior. For example, I was in Bigg’s yesterday and … I don’t shop at Bigg’s often and I’m
A young cowboy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money …. he calls home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at A&M that will teach our dog, Ole’ Blue how to talk!” “That’s amazing,” his Dad
Men Are Just Happier People. A friend sent me this compiled list of the 47 items that she concluded are the reasons why men are seldom depressed. What can you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a man playing the next hole. The man glanced over and saw where the ball was headed. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
My First… (Not Autobiographical) I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen’s pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there