Ain’t it the truth …. happy father’s day to all the guys out there BBQ Standard Operating Procedures We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain
After filing their personal tax returns by April 15th, many Americans will again receive a tax refund. This is indeed a very exciting program, and we will explain it in a Q & A format: Q. What is a tax refund payment? A. It’s money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.. Where
The Dead Horse Theory The tribal wisdom of the Plains Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.” However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as: Buying a stronger whip. Changing riders. Appointing a committee to
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Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. “Don’t worry, at this stage of the procedure it’s quite
Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for him. A few days later, when the robe was
I do hope that this will finally quash the debate regarding the facts of evolution and the crap about creationism. The proof given below is incontrovertible. Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. Taking two candies between my thumb
We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theater evening. We turned on a ‘night light’, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local taxi company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. As
Hell, as explained by a chemistry student. The following is believed to be an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
My apologies to those that can’t make up their mind as to which column to agree with. I may have left and right screwed up again. If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat