A man asked a woman in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” She replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started staring at them; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the woman walked quietly
Last Friday morning I wandered into the kitchen and found Cheryl at the sink staring out the kitchen window. For a while now I felt that Cheryl’s hearing was worsening. She had not heard me come upstairs. I’m about twenty feet away so I say quietly “Honey, can you hear me?” There was no reaction
Got Peeves? – I do! Some of these are yours, some are mine and many were simply stolen from other websites. People who don’t make the next pot of coffee. My pet peeve is people who mispell misspell. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting. People Not Cleaning Up Their Dog’s Poop. People
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman When the white missionaries came to Africa , they had the Bible and we had the land. They said, ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we
A cold Monday morning! Most times Turkey is smoother and pours easier than this! My friend sent me this email! “I had to go to Harrison(Michigan) this morning and saw this Coke truck sitting on the side of the road. When I got close to it I could see what was wrong and turned around to
I’m told that these photos were taken somewhere in Ireland. It seems that a a driver failed to apply his or her brakes in a timely fashion and their car nose-dived off the wharf into the cold dark waters. You can see one of the helpers standing on the car! No Problem: Here comes the
I was pretty certain that the actions of men and women in the shower are probably different. I do know that the explanation of the man in the shower below is spot-on. I can only guess that the description of the woman in the shower is equally precise. Perhaps others can comment on their views
I received a note from a lady friend that got me to thinking. I have to admit that her note did make me smile. Her note read: I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for
The highways of America can indeed be dangerous places to drive. We’re going at high speeds and it’s easy to become distracted. This morning, I looked over to see a beautiful woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing about 65 mph with her face next to the rear view mirror applying makeup. As I stared at her, somewhat
Last week a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. The leader opted to stop. The leader, George a big burly man in his early fifties gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, “What are you