The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high
This was sent to me by a friend. I wish you Enough ! Recently I overheard a Father and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the Father said, ‘I love you, and I wish you enough. The daughter replied,
The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
Many years ago in the early nineties before my dad passed away, he was in hospital in Sherbrooke Quebec. He was having some blood flow issues and he had just had an operation on his carotid artery and was slowly recovering. The operation itself was not painful but the recovery was. The operation required that
I’m invincible and nothing can happen to me. I’ve felt that way since I was a teenager. It’s funny how your mind can change after you’ve been in hospital for a week with blood clots in the lungs that probably migrated from the legs. On Sunday March 12th my brother-in-law passed away in Orlando Florida
From a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Owner’s Manual. Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider 1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him. 2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn trumpet melodiously at first. If he
I’ll get in trouble with someone for this one. Oh Well! I do get pissed with people who send me emails suggesting I look into their religion. I have my own and you don’t need to know about it! I don’t give a darn about your politics either! Chris
This story contains some X-rated language. If the “F” word offends you then you should skip this chapter. (This is a chapter in my book Travels with Taffy and Other Tales In the early eighties, we headed off to New York City. I was going to a trade show and the family came along for
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. A tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls. . Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It’s rare… You cannot find it any other