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Cincinnati – Parking Lot Scam!

Posted on January 14, 2017 by Chris Cane

KROGER PARKING LOT SCAM – BEWARE! DATELINE: Cincinnati Kroger’s Parking Lot (January 13, 2017) Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Kroger’s supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don’t be naive enough to

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Posted in Humor, My Life |

Over 60? Were you home schooled?

Posted on June 26, 2016 by Chris Cane

Over 60 then you were HOME SCHOOLED. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you

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Simple Mathematics

Posted on June 15, 2016 by Chris Cane

Mathematics: I’m told that this comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

Posted in Computing, Humor, Might be true!, My Life | Tags: Alphabet, Arithmetic, Math, Teacher |

Are you are a betrothed guy? Here’s some useful advice with a moral.

Posted on May 9, 2016 by Chris Cane

A story told to me by a trusted friend follows. His name was Phil and he told the story in this way. I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, My Life, Useful Stuff | Tags: Condoms |

That’s Nice

Posted on April 30, 2016 by Chris Cane

It was many years ago when I returned home on a Saturday afternoon to see that our neighbor’s home had a scaffold in the driveway with the top of the scaffold just below their living room window. To describe the scene properly, their driveway led to a garage which was below the living room. The scaffold

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Posted in Humor, My Life, True Stuff | Tags: Bless your heart! |

Torture by Ma Na Ma Na – The DEW Line 1969

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Chris Cane

Originally posted to the blog on April 8th 2009 and edited April 7, 2016 to fix some links that had changed. A woman by the name of Jeanette reminded me of my world in 1969 and this blog post.   The year is 1969 and I’m on the DEW Line at DYE-MAIN Cape Dyer on

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: AFRTS, DJ, Muppets Version, Radio Sondrestrom, TV |

It was me, said the flea or perhaps it was I said the fly.

Posted on April 5, 2016 by Chris Cane

On the day leading up to the Reds opening day, a woman who is known to her friends as the “Wife of Sam” was murdering a piece of the English language that we all hold so dear. She had the paucity to correct me when I said “It was me.” She said “It was I.”

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, My Life, Pure Bullshit | Tags: egg corn, eggcorn, homonym, malapropism, mis-hearing, mondegreen, spoonerism. |

Under attack – Brute Force Attack and Loginizer

Posted on April 4, 2016 by Chris Cane

Most of you won’t care a hoot about this post because, in all likelihood, you don’t create and manage a WordPress Site. The WP Hosting company, I now use is www.siteground.com and one of the plugins that they suggest to install is one called ‘loginizer‘  (See https://wordpress.org/plugins/loginizer/) if you’re so inclined. Their website is https://www.loginizer.com – I

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Posted in Amjo Related, Computing, My Life, Useful Stuff | Tags: loginizer |

Cars behaving squirrely or R.I.P. Rocky

Posted on March 31, 2016 by Chris Cane

Revised: 3/31/2016-You’ll see why towards the end! There were a dozen Z3’s and Z4’s en-route to ZFEST 2011 in Spartanburg SC. This particular convoy had folks from Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio. ZFEST is an annual event for owners of BMW Z Series cars. Linda and Jim from somewhere in the Great State of Michigan

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: BMW Z3, BMW Z4, roadent, Rodentia, squirrel, woman, ZFEST, ZSCCA |

How’s Your Father (Yes, this is a euphemism)

Posted on March 30, 2016 by Chris Cane

A while back, I was watching an episode of George Gently on Netflix or perhaps Acorn TV and George’s young apprentice or helper who always comes across as, perhaps a little insensitive made reference to a suspect having a little ‘How’s your father?’ on the side. It was obviously a euphemism for sexual intercourse and

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Michael Kelly |

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