The title “Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.” is simply a way for the author to grab your attention and it apparently worked! THOUGHTS FROM A RETIRING MIND I found this timely because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to
As we approach the end of another month – I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices
I’m probably not the only one who follows a zig-zag path while looking up just about anything in a dictionary, encyclopedia or even worse (perhaps better) the internet. Today was no exception. While watching the TV Game Show called The Chase an unusual question arose asking what’s approximately equivalent to 250 Watts? The possible answers
A World War II Spitfire pilot is speaking in a church and reminiscing about his war experiences. “In 1942,” he says, “the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember,” he continues, “one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared.”
It was the perfect storm. I’m laying in bed, heading for sleep and I think about a seventy-seven-year-old veteran who is being helped by the VA. Help, being the operative word. I had just been thanked for going the extra mile by a buyer at the VA, I had been helping the veteran by ensuring
I can’t find the original source of this piece of mirth and truth. On Jan 7, 2016 I found it! See Found It I’m at the ripe old age of 68 and I don’t feel that old. When my parents were 68, they were old but somehow as the world ages, the aged just don’t want
I can recall about 25-30 years ago when my very computer illiterate boss was handed a laptop by one of the geeks in the IT dept. He would not take it back and told my boss to call the IT manager as he (the geek) was told to leave it. One of my coworkers, did
Muriel and Henry dropped in to see a mediator as they wanted a divorce but none of the lawyer on lawyer stuff they’d heard about. The mediator met them at the office door and guided them into two comfortable chairs and he proceeded. Mediator: “You two do look a little long in the tooth, how
I spent some time trying to find the source of this incredible piece of writing and first I found it it on a BBC Website <LINK> which eventually led me to a blog named www.loriborgman.com (She wrote the source document in 1998 <LINK> ) It turns out that she also published her original blog post in
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. How many Germans does it