A man is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Bulldog For Sale ‘He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the Bulldog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
This listing was copied from somewhere. Read to the end to find out! 1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them. 2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message. 3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it. 4. If a street performer makes you stop walking,
Lexophilia “Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed
This is a short story! I did hear a couple of young and pretty, twenty-somethings talking about a tattoo on a boyfriends penis. Prudence: I’m kinda happy that Rémy found you after we broke up. I’ll never forget Rémy. He’s the only guy I ever slept that had a tattoo on his penis. I recall
ARE WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING? ONE Recently, I went to McDonald’s and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
… and before I continue, that’s not the correct way to spell honorary, even in Canada, ‘Eh!” Many, many years ago, I was at an industry trade show, maybe it was a sales meeting or maybe something else entirely in Winnipeg Manitoba. I don’t recall the show, meeting or the subject matter but I
PLEASE SCROLL PAST THE PHOTO DISGRUNTLED PASSENGER’S REVENGE A Canadian musician from Halifax named Dave Carroll recently had difficulty with United Airlines. Dave spent over 9 months trying to get United to pay for damages caused by baggage handlers to his custom Taylor guitar.
Who knew that swans could be this damned sexy! While looking on the interweb for pictures of swan to decorate a post, I came across a sculpture that can be seen at the Scindia Palace in Gwalior, India. The identity of the sculptor is unknown. The images were stumbled on by me at THIS LINK. See
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.
There are a few postings on the internet from Einstein and Abraham Lincoln with quotes from them that say. “Many of the things, they say I said are not not necessarily true!” or words to that effect. However, I do believe that Mr. Carlin did say the words below and I could not have said